Grieve not for Lara Croft's crippled emotions but for your time and money.
An effort to go three-dimensional feels one-dimensional.
It's a cock-up, not a crack-up.
Michael Bay's glorious middle-finger to those who think he's the Antichrist.
A far cry from this summer's yo-ho-hum selections.
A film with beautiful animation and a robust spirit.
A skillful but spiritless thrill machine.