A sappy, ludicrous crock that just gets worse as it lumbers on and on.
An adaptation that's alive with imagination.
An assembly-line, sci-fi mess that wastes John Woo's action prowess.
A middle-road insistence keeps it from being more high-minded.
A perfect film that will go down as one of the best ever made.
A sweeter, more personal Farrelly Brothers film.
A marathon movie lacking the little things that keep it from feeling that way.