On Blu-Ray: Bill and Ted Face the Music

It’s been a tough quarter-century for Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted “Theodore” Logan. Yes, these friends most triumphantly passed high-school history by traveling through time in a futuristic phone booth and swept a pair of bodacious princesses off their feet while doing it. Then, they Twistered and Battleshipped their way out of the Grim Reaper’s clutches and seemed to usher in utopian paradise through the power of their songcraft. But middle-age ennui is an entirely different air guitar, one that’s tough to keep in tune.

That’s the familiar hook on which screenwriters Chris Matheson and Ed Solomon hang Bill and Ted Face the Music. Now available on Blu-ray, this is Matheson and Solomon’s long-in-the-works capper to a franchise they created in 1988 that also jump-started the careers of Alex Winter, who plays Bill, and Keanu Reeves, who plays Ted. (Among this installment’s many executive producers? Steven Soderbergh, illustrating that there is truly no charitable cinematic gift this man would not try to bestow upon us.)

It would suffice for Winter and Reeves to revive their dopily delightful proto-Jay and Silent Bob friendship. The actors are certainly here to endear, but the pair also locks into a soul-sick woe of pals who have pursued their passion and purported purpose for so long with so little to show for it.

As the rock ‘n’ roll duo Wyld Stallyns, Bill and Ted believed their ’90s anthem “Those Who Rock” would be their gateway to rock megastardom (and that future utopia). But the band quickly went from Buzz Bin to clearance rack, leaving Bill and Ted beating their heads against the wall ever since trying to recapture their musical mojo. At least they managed to raise two good-human daughters: Theodora “Thea” Preston (Samara Weaving) and Wilhelmina “Billie” Logan (Brigette Lundy-Paine), who share their dads’ agreeable dispositions but have easily surpassed them in both emotional intelligence and musical knowledge. 

Just as Ted threatens to sell his prized Les Paul, the friends once again encounter a visitor from the 28th century who comes bearing bogus news: Bill and Ted have 77 minutes to write and produce that savior song to prevent a collapse of space and time. There are already some rather concerning temporal anomalies, such as Kid Cudi swapping seats with Jesus Christ at the Last Supper. And if Bill and Ted’s latest theremin, trumpet, bagpipe and throat-singing opus is any indication, mankind is most boned. 

Rather than go back into time, Bill and Ted instead go forward — hoping to track down a future version of themselves that have already written the song, find out what they did and then make it happen. What they find are progressively sadder, rundown and angrier — but rarely wiser — versions of themselves. Indeed, Bill and Ted have leveled up from confronting Evil Robot Us-es to Manipulative Human Us-es, whom we all know can be far more formidable and nefarious foes.

To reveal too many more details would ruin the sure-footed ways in which Face the Music deftly resurrects and remixes elements of both Bogus Journey and Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure while forgoing the sloppier side of fan service. This means reviving some incidents and returning some characters such as the Grim Reaper, whose long-simmering grievances with our heroes let William Sadler pluck new notes of nudnik behavior under this bickerer’s pale skin.

However, Face the Music also has a variety of new aces in the hole. Director Dean Parisot brings considerable comedic sophistication here that the previous films lackedWeaving and Lundy-Paine offer note-perfect generational and gender-swapped versions of Winter and Reeves, respectively. The best of the bunch is Anthony Carrigan as Dennis, whose occupational responsibility as it pertains to Bill and Ted goes horribly awry in ways that spin into existential crisis. It’s another uproarious mix of misplaced aggression and mounting anxiety from Carrigan, who kills it here nearly as much as he does playing Chechen mafioso NoHo Hank on HBO’s Barry.

With all these swirling subplots and more, Face the Music is easily the franchise’s busiest installment. And while its biggest plot turn is obvious from 15 minutes in, it’s nevertheless resonant and rooted in the sort of wisdom that can only come from the age and experience that Face the Music’s actors and architects have accrued since the early 1990s: It’s not about always saving the day but always pointing the way. That might lack the enduring zing and zip of “Be excellent to each other,” but Face the Music definitely delivers the smile-inducing sweetness that this abberant cinematic year sorely needs.

The Blu-ray arrives with a sturdy, if unsurprising, 1080p transfer that befits a contemporary production. There is no 4K disc option available, although said presentation is available in the film’s VOD space. Most excellent, of course, is the DTS-HD 5.1 MA mix, which lends a spatial-audio oomph that you won’t get on even the finest presentations of the franchise’s previous installments and that offers some hefty soundscapes to some of the characters’ more surreal destinations and, of course, their music-making.

Extras are somewhat skimpy, although the pandemic likely prevented a package of more robust add-ons. The highlight is a 43-minute panel from 2020’s Comic-Con@Home, moderated by Kevin Smith and featuring Reeves, Winter, Weaving, Lundy-Paine, Sadler, Matheson, Solomon and Parisot. The remaining four featurettes top out at under five total minutes.


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An award-winning film critic and features reporter, Nick has professionally written or gabbed about movies for Illinois newspapers, national syndicates, Playboy, The Art Immortal, The Film Yap and Midwest radio stations. He once drummed in a Billy Joel cover band known as Silly Joel and freely presents his Letterboxd page to engage and mock if you wish: https://letterboxd.com/ragekage79/


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