Like watching someone get a "Born to Lose" chest tattoo.
Next stop ... soul-crushing boredom!
You don't have to worry 'bout givin' this your money.
Steven Spielberg's sharp period piece speaks to our current reality.
Aaron Sorkin's latest lexicon luxuriance is supremely entertaining.
Honey, I (Unimaginatively) Shrunk the Midlife Crisis.
Do you like penis-joke adventures? Jumanji!
An "ambiguous thriller" that could benefit from some clarity.
Do you want a thrill-less "Snowmaaaaaaan"?
Live, die, repeat. Unimaginatively. For 96 minutes.
Sample a beautifully bizarre movie like you'd watch in your basement.