A hugely flawed but glorious work of geek trash.
A perfect storm of hubris, grand ambition, and laughable storytelling.
A modestly ambitious, good-enough science-fiction oddity.
A baffling, incomprehensible misfire.
A mostly moribund misfire for the franchise.
Dumbly humdrum but mercifully brief sci-fi noir.
An exciting thrill ride that misses the integral elements of what makes Star Wars special.
A treatise on the cathartic power of escapist entertainment.